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  1. Givover

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    BBQ /USA[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    How did i miss this?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Lifted from the Blackpool Gazette.
     

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    Where does bats live?
     
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    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

    Slow down and lubricate.
     
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    Gay?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    UFO Spotted[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    JIMBO[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Christmas[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    That's what the Darwin Awards system was invented for.
     
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    Cougars[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Playboy Bunnie[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Winter Hack?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Marine Sniper[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Barrett!

    They made sherbet fountains.

    Oh wrong thread.
     
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    Serious note guys -

    With the usual Police Drink Driving campaigns already off to an aggressive start, I'm starting to be very careful about drink driving now Christmas isn't far away & I suggest you do the same...

    In fact last night i left my car at the pub and took the bus home. I'm quite proud of myself, i'd never driven a bus before..!!
     
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    If you go for a piss and your urine is clear, you're hydrated.

    If it's yellow, you're dehydrated.

    If it's white, you're shaking your cock too much.
     
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    A choir boy says to a priest " does wanking give you big muscles?" rather suprised the priest replies "i don't think so my child but don't stop yet i think i'm about to come"
     
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