nearly a MAJOR faux pas !! Just got back from Thailand and I very nearly got caught out by a ladyboy. She looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady and even kissed like a lady. It was only when she drove me back to her house and reversed into the garage first time I thought 'Hang on a minute!'.....................
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a Texaco petrol station was just a street away. She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some fuel. The attendant told her that the only spare can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with fuel and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the fuel into her tank, two staunch Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'!!
My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked me what I was doing... Apparently "heating your dinner" was the wrong answer.
