Hyena vs baboon and geezers with sticks. Salford? No, can't be. The car in the picture's still got its wheels.
the wife has just swallowed for the first time in 4 yrs after giving me a bj. do ya think she's coming out of her coma?
Call up the model shop today, to see if they had an airfix cruise ship. They had one & said they'd put it to one side for me.
I have just bought a Costa Concordia cruise ship lotto ticket.......... Fingers crossed its not another roll over next week
SEVERE SICK JOKE WARNING!!!!!!!!! found my nan dead yesterday. I was gutted. As I cradled her in my arms, tears running down my cheeks, I noticed she was naked so I ended up fuc#ing her. As I was about to cum up her arse, she shouted Boo!!! Now, what sort of a sick cu#t plays dead!??
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me. Do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fluffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers. "I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a f*ck!"
The captain of the costa concordia maintains he only abandoned ship before the passengers because he tripped and fell into a lifeboat. I find the reasoning very feasable as I once tripped and my cock fell into the wifes sister
And if he can face that he's afraid of nothing in the field. In fact, looks like he might have FOUND that in a field
