Had my nose checked by a mate who's a nurse and it's definitely broken after Wednesday nights escapades, that'll teach me for playing stupid drinking games (or maybe not). I might be heading over to my home town of Oldham(*shudders*) tomorrow to see my little bro & sis, I hope it stays dry so I can have some fun and avoid the motorways on my way there.
The first guinness is in my belly. I may get less coherent even than usual tonight chaps. It's been that kind of week. Playing with the chainsaw tomorrow too. Oh well.
Hahaha too right, got 10 bottles of stella cidre chilling nicely in the fridge and a case of budweiser
Sorry I didn’t have time to give you the "there there's" yesterday afternoon but hoping you have climbed back down of the ceiling and starting to chillax. Every time I venture out into the field with our chain saw L always counts my fingers, arms, legs and other dangly bits on the ways out and again on the way back in. Logged out the server half hour ago, first Friday night size glass of wine going down very nicely. Chicken Vindaloo and chips for dinner for me as L just fancy’s a chip butty, wont be long before the “you bloody whiteys with your sweet and sour everything and even worse curry with chips Neanderthals the lot of you” comments start flying. Cheers everyone.
It's only good breeding David. The sweet and sour sauce and curry powder stops us from gagging up whatever house pet or road kill our oriental hosts have served us with. Down off the ceiling? Not quite. More like planning a generations long slow col revenge in true Klingon operatic fashion.
I like the cut of your jib, revenge is a dish best served cold, or so Richard keeps warning me. Why is it when you freeze and re heat a curry it is twice as hot as it should be. My arse is going to be like the start of Bonanza in the morning.
Been a shitter of a shift, always the same when one of the crew are off, so just took advantage of this McDonalds 24hr opening followed by Brandy and coffee before bed.
Went out last night and got drunk quite fast, also got chatted up my quite a lot of Cougars in Poulton which was weird
Indian and a beer, what more can you expect after a great ride out well a woman on my fa.... nope can't be beat
Table or seat????? Had a curry with little bro, sis and future bro-in-law. Now sat in a pub in Middleton wondering about heading to hell night out in Oldham, I doubt it.
Good evening mr IC green... get your self out for a sesh..... weathers crap tomorrow so you might aswell go for it.
