The wifes just had a tattoo of a seashell just above her fanny, im not that keen, but if you put your ear to it, you can smell the sea!
For all the photographers amongst you here is a test of you moral fortitude. Read to the end before making a judgement...Cheers. This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional, situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. *** THE SITUATION: *** You are in London. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. *** THE TEST: *** Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar.... You suddenly realise who it is.... It's the Muslim Cleric, Abu Hamza, the one-eyed, hook-handed, bastard who hates non-Muslims and wants the UK to become an Islamic state!! You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Abu or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most despised, evil and powerful men! *** NOW THE QUESTION - AND PLEASE GIVE AN HONEST ANSWER *** Would you select high contrast colour film or, would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
I can’t comment on my school boy French oral but my Spanish oral last weekend seems ok, puts a smile on L's face anyway.
Dear jim, Please could you fix it for the girl in my maths class who i really fancy to come on holiday with me to France Yours sincerely Jeremy Forrest, aged 30 and a quarter.....
They have started selling a Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuit. Its an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
It's all relative though Matt, isn't it? I mean, does Freedom have very dubious taste in his sense of humour? I think we all agree he makes Bernard Manning sound like Mary Whitehouse. Does he use the largest broadcasting corporation in the world as an organ for him to publicly groom and fondle young children for over 20 years, while, at the same time threatening to withdraw his, not unsubstantial, charity earning potential from the organisations who relied on them to prosper, if they hint that they might 'out' him and his behaviour? Or by the same token, is he the type of person who would sleep at night knowing he was complicit in such cover ups in order to retain said income? I don't think so. He is an abject cnut though. In that much we agree.
