Its wine o clock.......

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  1. IcarusGreen

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    Had a good blast today. Took me 2 hours to get from Blackpool to Oldham which is 50 min by motorway which I obviously didn't take.

    Got to ride back tomorrow though in the rain and I left my rain suit at camp.

    My round, anyone want one?
     
    #521 IcarusGreen, Sep 29, 2012
  2. kpone

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    Table, I think.

    It'll give her something to slide under.
     
    #522 kpone, Sep 29, 2012
  3. IcarusGreen

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    My brother has just told me about one of his mates when he was 16 and dating a 15 year old they wanted to have sex but because she was under the legal age they only had anal until she was 16.

    Laugh? I nearly shat!

    Was it you Ash?
     
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    Under or on?
     
    #524 IcarusGreen, Sep 29, 2012
  5. kpone

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    Well, she's gone, so lets assume under.
     
    #525 kpone, Sep 29, 2012
  6. Garyb

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    A nice glass of red in hand, yes, a Merlot.
    About time, shift seems to have been an age coming to an end this evening :rolleyes:
     
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    Catholic priests have been having anal with under 16's for centuries mate. ;)
     
    #527 Garyb, Sep 30, 2012
  8. IcarusGreen

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    Ye but they know it's illegal, this lad genuinely thought it was legal to have anal.
     
    #528 IcarusGreen, Sep 30, 2012
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    Fair play to him, least he wouldn't have got her pregnant though. ;)
     
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  10. kpone

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    And petty officers, right Jamie?
     
    #530 kpone, Sep 30, 2012
  11. AshBlade

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    HaHa er probably......lol lets not go down the anal route again.The hole ive dug for myself is big enough...:D
     
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  12. kpone

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    You see. I just can't tell if she's adding to the double entendres or not with that answer. She's good, she's very good.
     
    #532 kpone, Sep 30, 2012
  13. AshBlade

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    kpone....... do you think you lot just have polluted minds.............Ive done that much back pedaling on this subject the chains come off twice........:D
     
    #533 AshBlade, Sep 30, 2012
  14. kpone

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    Back pedalling...........? Digging yourself a hole........?

    Okay, I'm erasing the subject from my memory, I promise.
     
    #534 kpone, Sep 30, 2012
  15. Remal

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    I might be able to but I CAN'T!!
     
    #535 Remal, Sep 30, 2012
  16. kpone

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    Me neither but I think she might be getting a complex.
     
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  17. Remal

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    OK I will shut up and just think about it
    :)
     
    #537 Remal, Sep 30, 2012
  18. kpone

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    Good. Else it might look like har ass ment.
     
    #538 kpone, Sep 30, 2012
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    It's virtually wine o' clock and I have to go.....shopping....WTF! That means another hour, at least, of valuable drinking time lost...forever...and fecking Strictly Come Dancing starts tonight too. Missing an hours drinking means I might still be concious when it comes on.

    Ohh what a world, what a world...........
     
    #539 kpone, Oct 5, 2012
  20. Si.

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    A large Merlot for me, while cooking chilli chicken and root vegetables. Kids are having meatballs in a spicy tomato sauce. (aribiata)
     
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