I was sat on my car with my back to your back in the lay by when Angie came out the coop your wife came out the chippy. I only stalk people in the rain so I can wear my mack! ,
That’s a bit worrying Carl, every time we have had a ride out its rained, I wondered what you kept in the that bum bag.
I guess I should look around a bit more then Was nice to have chips for a change after 3 months of slimming
OH MAN! My girl watches this s@@@ and I just sat through this bloke dressed up as a friken spice girl, now I've gotto go and saw off my head with a spoon so I NEVER have to go through that s@@@ again! WTF is this crap they pump out on TV, do people buy this crap? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!
Don't forget to pour vinegar on the spoon while you're doing it Art. I've just drunk an entire bottle of chateauneuf du pape just to make sure I don't hear any of the crap from Strictly Come Dancing.
Rollox Id rather watch that than this.... Man next time I'm asked to buy a new TV she can fug off....that or I want one that don't do X F£cktor...
Really? After nearly ten years of it on seven day a fricking week in the three month lead up to Christmas with gushy phone conversations before, during and after every single broadcast ruining what's left of the day. Really?
I'm at my brothers and I've just sat through that crap. I don't think I've ever seen such tosh on tv.
Try next Saturday night between 6 and 8, Ic'. It may surprise you. When you get convinced to spend money on your phone, over and above your licence fee to vote for the person that does something less badly than somebody else. Great scam, eh? If the banks came up with something like that they'd be frigging vilified.
Yeah! Ggggggggrrrrrrr right had to turn off the five faggot balls that just came on the TV but its over now, onto some Red D, then MGP... Thank God it's ended!
The mrs watches it every week! Can people please post alot more on sat evenings please as I spend the time on the phone looking at the forum. Problem is this takes about 2mins and I end up watching some strange Essex boy sing spice girls!!!