Its wine o clock.......

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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    Exhausted after today. I’m done, time for shower and bed, and respond to your pm Ken in the morning. Sorry mate.
     
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  2. thefirebloke

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    I took my Hungarian cousin round Blackpool to "see the sights" and some floosy flopped her tits out in front of him! I also took him down to the sea which he had never seen close up, being as he lives in a landlocked country, where he promptly bent down and proceeded to taste the sea water............WHHHAAATTT!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Givover

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    I hope you told him its just a chocolate log he tasted.
     
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  4. kpone

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    The only time I ever walked the mean streets of Blackpool, was at one in the morning, having exfilled a business conference piss up in search of something to soak up the booze before trying to remember what floor of the hotel I was on. I came across a chip shop just off the sea front that was just closing and told the girl I'd just driven all the way from Exeter just to eat their chips. My charm offensive must have worked as she sold me everything left in the fryer for a quid. The pile of chips, scallops, sausages and gribbles was so big, half of it fell off as I walked along the esplanade and the wind of the Irish Sea was so strong it was blowing fish cakes off the peak like frisbees.


    Feck me, was I ill in the morning.
     
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  5. Si.

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    Hahahaha
     
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  6. Garyb

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    tasting the sea water! No Way, is he still with us? I know the Victorians used to do it but bloody hell.

    We get some lovely ladies come to visit over the weekends, seriously, over the years i guess i could say ive pretty much seen it all mate. but then some days something totally different comes along and proves me wrong
     
    #626 Garyb, Oct 19, 2012
  7. thefirebloke

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    Do you mean the "lovely ladies" that arrive by the busload, eat kebabs and stand up to have a piss? :eek:
     
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  8. ddc

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    Just polished off 4 bottles of stella cidre so now indulging in vodka and fresh orange !! :D :D
     
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  9. Dave V

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    In my famous local getting hammered, some fuck wits just put a ha on the dude box
     
    #629 Dave V, Oct 19, 2012
  10. Givover

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    A bloke kept putting Tom Jones on our juke box and when questioned why ?He said its not unusual.
     
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  11. Dave V

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    Lol, we bashed the dude that put a ha on
     
    #631 Dave V, Oct 20, 2012
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    Yep, I saw that this morning with probably the worse chicken Kebab I've ever eaten (although I did eat it), we avoided the bingo and got chatted up by numerous fat hen parties who didn't seem to know when you were taking the piss out of them and not being friendly.
     
    #632 IcarusGreen, Oct 20, 2012
  13. Dave V

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    Really shouldn't have done that, I don't feel well today
     
    #633 Dave V, Oct 20, 2012
  14. Freedom of choice

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    All on my lonesome? Even the lovely L is giving it a miss (again) lol. Bloody light weight! Still at least I can choose what I want on the duke box. Anyone know the number for Ah Ha ?
     
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  15. kpone

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    Lousy band.

    Great video.

    Did anybody else think that the thug with the spanner in it looked like Philip Jackman. Inspector Japp from Poirot?...

    This second Gin is going down well.
     
    #635 kpone, Oct 26, 2012
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    time for a few Staropramen's me thinks
     
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  17. kpone

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    I picked up some toffee apple cider for Jeanette tonight from Tesco tonight, but she's got a headache so its gone in the fridge.
     
    #637 kpone, Oct 26, 2012
  18. kpone

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    Oh, and thanks. I can't stop frigging humming Take on Me, now.
     
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  19. Freedom of choice

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    Nice one Dave V, at least someone is on the ball this evening.
     
    #639 Freedom of choice, Oct 26, 2012
  20. kpone

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    ....?
     
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