Thanks all for your best wishes. Me and Bill have been out for a quick happy birthday blast and laughed our man boobs off outrunning the rain clouds spreading up from the south hams on the way home. I had a go at trying some of the ideas from the brilliant "Corners" thread and proved that 52 is too old to process all that info while stuffing into a bend but, on the upside, that at 52, my bowel is still as active as ever. Megs, if only there was any ginga left. Ash, would it be too much to ask for you to wear your fishnets and Oberleutnant's hat when you send it. It is my birthday after all. Barn', LLoniannau ffrind. Gaz, they're great guys. Been spending my special day with me for years now. My mother in law got me this:- So expect a massive mod thread soon.