I can't beleive she tried to interrupt you midway through your game .''Most inconsiderate''This looks like a classic case of Attention seeking syndrome .I think you may have to ration the amount of soaps she is allowed and perhaps just a little less house keeping money which looks like it could be wasted on magazines such as The peoples friend ect.
Thanks Mike. I knew you'd understand. Plus I know you'll have the good sense not to repeat any of this to Elaine.
Oh and Ling's just asked what I am laughing at then said "you are all a bunch of arseholes" I had have had to scold her for shouting from the kitchen when she should be loading the dish washer. I don’t know what’s happening these days; Asian tradition is that she should be respecting her elders.
I am Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor and I am a complete cu.......... Oh hello dear. Would you like a cushion for your leg?
To be honest the pineapple in the windpipe concept is not quite as old as the Felix Legions. Almost, but not quite.
With apologies to Bladebhoy for ripping off his album picture. Sorry Steve, it seems I'm always nicking your shots but when I saw this one I couldn't resist it.
Eric Clapton was on 6 Music earlier saying how Savile's career really took off in 1967 when backstage at Top of the Pops, he introduced Cream to the Small Faces
Jimmy Savile was not all bad..............when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
I've just lost the tie-break question in the local pub quiz. The question was: Who am I? I was all over TV in the 70s & 80s but have been completely irrelevant for the past 25 years, I am closely linked with the music of the 60s and am famous for wearing tacky, shiny shell suits. I have been in trouble with the police and am despised by the whole country? Apparently the answer isn't Liverpool fans!
Susan Boyle has leapt to Jimmy Saville's defence saying in a press release, "I was on 'Jim'll Fix It' when I was 13 and he never touched me"
Polyfiller have just launched their Savile range .It fills small cracks and you wont be able to tell for thirty years
A woman has said that Savile took her swimming as a young girl and he told her she would sink if he took his finger out!
