Happy Birthday Ash

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  1. Remal

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    Have a good bum I mean one
     
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  2. BoroRich

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    Happy Birthday, Ash. Hope it's a cracker :)
     
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  3. Garyb

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    Happy birthday Ash, hope you have a top day :)
     
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  4. kpone

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    Of Course! How did I forget!

    Have a great day and a better evening Ash.

    And be careful how you ride that broomstick.
     
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  5. fez.57

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    many happy returns ash, lets see a pic of the new tail tidy you got... hopefully
     
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  6. martinowen

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    Happy birthday have a good one
     
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  7. Only1Matrixxx

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    Happy Birthday Ash!!!
     
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  8. AshBlade

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    Arhhhh thanks guys.... Ive got my broom stick all ready for tonight i'm going to scare the crap out of a few kids.mwahaaaaa..:D
     
  9. Freedom of choice

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    Happy Birthday to you, sqauch tomatoes and stew, bread and butter in the gutter, etc etc
     
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  10. AshBlade

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    Freedom,that was just lovely......:D
     
  11. Jamiestrada

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    Have a great day :)
     
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  12. Barney1

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    Happy birthday ash ,
    What ya get ?
     
  13. thezipsteruk

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    Barney you cant ask a lady that?? lol youll only start the botty thread again!
    Have a great Birthday Ash...enjoy the broomstick!
     
  14. kpone

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    It's stuck on the Humber Bridge until the wind drops Barn'

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  15. Freedom of choice

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    They call her Ash
    Some might think her quite brash

    The forum blonde
    That we are so fond

    A woman who rides a blade
    Has got to be heaven made

    It's very clever
    The way she fits in that leather

    Even in fancy dress
    Never fails to impress

    She had to confess
    We would never have guess

    That on Halloween she was born
    Tricks or treats are forwarn

    So tonight is the night
    That someone’s in for a fright

    Because she likes it up the ass
    What can I say, she’s a Yorkshire lass

    Photo’s we need, go on give us a peek
    Happy birthday sweet cheek
     
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  16. thezipsteruk

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    DEAD mAN WALKING!
     
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  17. kpone

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    So it's poortry you'll be wanting then.

    I'll skip the usual limerick because she's such a special lady and go straight for the Haiku.

    Born on Halloween
    She's fast in so many ways
    I'm in the shit now


    There. Worthy of a Samurai's posing pouch.
     
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  18. BlackDevil

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    Happy Birthday !:cool:
     
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  19. Moily

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    Happy Birthday, Ash.

    Let me guess? 29 again? :p
     
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  20. AshBlade

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    Freedom youve made my day and blush all at the same time... :D
     

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