If you had to choose between your wife and winning the lottery.......

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  1. Slick

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    ......what bike would you buy


    (thought I'd share this gem from another biking forum:D)
     
  2. Remal

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    Can I keep the kids ;-)
     
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  3. thezipsteruk

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    If i won the lottery..i wouldnt just sod about with ONE bike!!
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    Id definately have an affair with my ex wife too :)
     
  4. Garyb

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    I'll keep with the wife TBH. It's like winning the lottery being with her. I get everything and more.

    yes she's looking over my shoulder ;)
     
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  5. Carl

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    If I had to chose between winning the lottery or my wife I have one thing to say, money is nothing if you are alone and have no one to share it with.

    Now you can all vomit?
     
  6. Jimbo Vills

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    I'd let her win the lottery - shed def not come back then!! And I'd be able to buy all the bikes I wanted lol

    No she isn't watching over my shoulder.....
     
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  7. phantom

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    what bike to buy first hmmmmmm
    then the change can buy you a new bride,plenty of good looking gold diggers out there ;)
     
  8. Si.

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    Just my wife for me guys, I know it's soppy.


    plus, she's the biggest bike I've ever known....shamone mofos!
     
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  9. kpone

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    How much of a lottery win. Hit men don't come cheap and I'd want some walking around money afterwards.
     
  10. Freedom of choice

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    Carl Respect mate. I had a wife and plenty of money, but in my quest to earn more and more of the later I lost sight of what was more important i.e. the forma and lost the forma and most of the later. But in the life lesson well learned I would now choose the lovely Ling over money in a heart beat. I guess we earn more than we need, We have what we want when we want it, do you really need more than that. I dont think so. you cant take it with you after all.

    Zippy, that’s just all wrong mate, you need help mate. I both hate and love my ex wife and the mother of my children in equal measure, but sleep with her.Ooooowww said shuddering.
     
  11. Hudson

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    My head is now out of the bucket.... but with millions in the bank you would never be alone..... Lottery all the way, then i would make Maria (Coronation Street crimper) an offer she could not refuse........... If she did refuse.....Then its off to some Latin beach to spend my way around the bars and sin houses until i could not walk.
     
  12. Gibbo46

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    Ill keep the wife she is my lottery :)
     
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  13. martinowen

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    Hmmmmm

    Who would make the dinner?
    Pick up my dirty boxers?
    Wash and iron my clothes?
    Sorry but it would have to be the new live in maid from the west wing of my new mansion, wife what wife?
    Kids do you wanna stay at mummy's or at daddy's with the theme park and go kart track outside your bedroom window?
     
  14. Freedom of choice

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    You better fork out for a strimmer for her upper lip then.
     
  15. Barney1

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    The wife every time , has done more for me last 3 years
    than what money could ever do ,
     
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  16. kev.b

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    Lottery for me !
     
  17. Slick

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    I guess my answer would be wife, you dont need to win the lottery to buy a Blade* and there's nothing like having the one you love as a pillion hugging you nice and tight whilst blasting through the twisties.

    * caveat this only applies to blade, I might be tempted by a RCV then in that case it would definitely be lottery!
     
  18. Blade1000man

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    I've had a winning lottery ticket once a few years ago, and had to consider all this. Stick with wife and share the money, keep the money without her knowing and just spend it on the sly, or just do a runner...
    Each had it positives and downsides, and you can't make the decision lightly either.

    I couldn't be bothered with all the hassle in the end so just split it 50:50 with her and gave her the £75. :D
     
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