GSXR jokes best man speech

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  1. blade1980

    blade1980 Active Member

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    Planning my best mans speech for my good mate, he's had a gsxr 600 for the past 10 years and trying to work into my speech somehow, any ideas muchlyvappreciated,
     
    #1 blade1980, Nov 21, 2012
  2. eyore

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    The propensity for frame recalls is always good for a laugh:rolleyes:
     
    #2 eyore, Nov 21, 2012
  3. Jimbo Vills

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    "gixxers are like clits - every c*nt has got one"

    Shameless use of a pal of mine and daves gixxer joke....
     
    #3 Jimbo Vills, Nov 21, 2012
  4. martinowen

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    I'm sure that will go down well with the mother in law but hey not your mother inlaw
     
    #4 martinowen, Nov 21, 2012
  5. dave d

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    You know you ride a gixxer when you can do wheelies, stoppies, burnouts, froggers, cliff hangars, and evade the police before you've ever owned a jacket and pair of boots
     
    #5 dave d, Nov 21, 2012
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    At 10 years old it'll still be in fashion as gixxers never change.
     
    #6 kpone, Nov 21, 2012
  7. phantom

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    just thought of one - lets just hope your marriage is more colourful and interesting than
    the gsxr range.
     
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  8. martinowen

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    What colour is it, my mate has a rare blue and white one
     
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  9. kpone

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    Hey no blue and white bike jokes, please.
     
    #9 kpone, Nov 21, 2012
  10. martinowen

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    Sorry ken that was a typo his is white and blue.
     
    #10 martinowen, Nov 21, 2012
  11. Jonny fireblade

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    "must have a soft spot for common bikes first his gixer now look at his new mrs"
     
    #11 Jonny fireblade, Nov 22, 2012
  12. martinowen

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    The ''gixer'' problem.... Mr_ has struggled to get his gixer up in the air for 10 years, lets hope he doesn't experience the ''gixer'' problem this evening
     
    #12 martinowen, Nov 22, 2012

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