It's the saxophone ( or sexaphone ) that gets them all wet like, and the resonating deep bass. Drugs and wine help a bit too.......
Your method of seduction sounds very different to mine, mate It basically consists of getting the "lady" oiled on Morgan's Spiced Rum and Ginger Ale, leaving it 20 minutes and then turning on the charm by saying something like "Look, love. I'm not going to beg"
So, this is fun teaching you young pups but I gotta go cook tea now...........scallops cooked in white wine, shallots, garlic and cream. There's lesson no.2 in "How to seduce a laydee"............With age also comes knowledge dude
FFs, some of you are as classy as a snakebite and Heineken.... It'll be Rolf 'Arris next. Boroughrich, you do disappoint me mate, get listening to some blue moon and poor the good lady a Cabernet. Guaranteed g string parting of ways mate.
I was once invited back to a lass's flat in Boro only to be told, once we got there, that she'd "just 'av to go check on the bairn"........yes that's right. She'd actually gone out down town to get herself some c*ck and had actually left her 12 year old in on his own. I don't think I've ever dialled a taxi so fast in my life"
I didn't fancy walking out, Ken. Too akin to Snake Plissken trying to escape from New York. Just not as scenic.
