Just watched more on the late ITV news apparently some new bloke in charge, K Canute says he knows what went wrong last time.
Ken, as the above, I've just see the weather forecast and I'm sending you a boat. Seriously, as modern human beings, how much more can we take of this shit!
Judging by my height and the view out the window Gaz, I reckon I, personally, can take about another 15'.
this world has gone bonkeras hasnt it! right cant hang about im off to buy www.canoeRR.co.uk, its gonna be the only forum worth considering soon. stay safe anyone affected by this planets extremes.
I've just walked down to the meadow armed with nothing but my maglite and wellies. Hahahahahahhahaha!! It's frigging lairy down there boys, let me tell you. The noise is like everybody's guts the morning after Giv's curry night played back through Si's and Steve's sound systems. And in the dark you can't tells where it's coming from. I did that 'I'm not going to walk faster than normal so I don't look a coward walk back to land.
Going by previous government performances if they install a minister for floods it should stop raining. Hope everyone stayed safe last night.
I thought it was the end for Ken ,when I switched on the news this morning. All the water around Exeter had gone GINGER!!!
My gaff, my rules. I'm the king in this house. She'd gone to bed. Yes Megs. It's all rinsed out. I'm grey as a mule now.
Hi ken mate , just to let you know your not on your own , outside rain, rain, rain, very strong winds, in for a bad night here just had phone call everyone is on call this eve , the river across the fields(what fields ha ) the river is at the bottom of pictures.
Good luck Steve. The worst is passed here for now. You poor buggers are going to get swiped by it now.