Christmas Bonus

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Givover, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. thezipsteruk

    thezipsteruk Elite Member

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    Its never funny if you have to explain, but I will anyway!
    I thought it was funny (obviously wrong) to play on the fact that you are a younger member and the double meaning of the word come (cum).
    I do apologise, I will not try and be funny again...Right im off to stand in the naughty corner. :(
     
  2. Barney1

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    Oh bugger mike , least you got your central heating , we are sitting here with our coats
    and Hats on and she has scarf and gloves too, even the poor dog is curled into a ball :D
     
  3. Barney1

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    Hi mike how did you get on ?
    I finished work at dinner time went and picked
    wood burner glass up , fitted glass , oil has come,
    lovely and warm now ,
    [​IMG]
     
  4. kpone

    kpone Moderator
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    Next you'll be sending a boy to the butchers to get the biggest turkey they have.

    God Bless us one and all.


    ebeneezer.
     
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  5. Barney1

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    Hmmmmmm funny you should say that :D
     
  6. Si.

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    White balance is a bit out there Ebeneezer...
     
  7. Barney1

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    It was taken on my wife's Nokia phone
    I'll make sure I tell her :D
     
  8. Si.

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    Oh shit.
     
  9. Barney1

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    It's ok si don't worry mate ,
    I'll make sure it's only once
    When she hits you :D
     
  10. BoroRich

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    Just got mine. Not bad but the amount the tax man has helped himself to is frankly making me feel very angry. I'm sure that the benefit claimants will enjoy it though. Merry Christmas! :mad:
     
  11. gRRandeelion

    gRRandeelion Active Member

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    We got bugger all again this year just like the last 8 but we did get a £50 voucher and a big book of photos to celebrate ''our'' success with this years olympics transport, god knows how much that cost.
     
  12. kev.b

    kev.b Well-Known Member

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    Get a cash xmas bonus an two and a half weeks holiday at xmas so flying to Barcelona an driving to Andora for a weeks snowboarding .
     
  13. bardo 1962

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    Sod all again but who cares I've still got my Blade!
     
  14. Si.

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    I went shopping today, and got this little lot for the girl in work:

    [​IMG]

    She's going to be well chuffed! Usually give her money, but she prob wastes it…. so i thought we would get her this instead...
     
  15. Freedom of choice

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    Blimey Si, she must be very good at blow jobs, ops, sorry, what I meant say was blow waves.
     
  16. dan.1moore1

    dan.1moore1 Senior Member

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    I get £100.00 then it gets taxed and I end up with like 70/80 quid

    I suppose anything extra is good thou . I did get 4 months full pay whilst I was sick so ill class that as my bonus
     
  17. Dark46

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    As we have been bought out this year there is NO Christmas do and NO Christmas bonus!!!! Scrooge springs to mind
     
  18. Givover

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    Well sorry dudes i jumped the gun and stated that i will not receive any bonus this year .However a letter with the company stamp arrived today and as i am used to receiving drawings or tech info from the office i just thought more info (after i have broken up for holidays ) any how what was inside the letter was a card and wait for it a £10.00 gift token ! i did a couple of quick double takes thinking the 10 must be 100 but no a poxy 10 pound voucher i know some of you will moan and say i got nowt bla bla but after Managing construction sites all year (is that my worth)? So to put some gloss on the situation, if i went to netto or iceland what could i buy for this amount any ideas?
     
  19. BoroRich

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    That's a crap way to get treated, Giv. I'd buy a nice bottle of wine and get mullered. Not much imagination, me.
     
  20. Givover

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    Yup dude i am not in tears over it . See things are getting a touch busy and i won't be to concerned about breaking hearts when i bolt .Ha! i will always have the last laugh (sounding like Ken Dodd ).
     

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