Last minute dot com here ! And as usual i am running out of time just been on Amazon for some Women Fragrances but its rammed with the latest and greatest there is only Bobby Chorlton not got one out.So i need some help off some of you smooth cats out there ''what do i get her'' besides a hood??
Get yerself down the nearest perfume shop and buy some Jimmy Choo perfume. It looks and sounds really expensive, but costs the same as every other big name out there. And while youre in town you could get her a set of Jiggle Balls from Ann Summer to keep her amused while youre in the garage late at night tinkering with your bike :-D
Butt Plug? Depends if you want to be romantic or chauvinistic dude?? Romantic, well i'm your man. What about essential oils so you can give the old bird a massage? (tenderises the old girl for a reet seeing too anawl) A spa day? Dune by Dior is nice mate…very nice. Chauvinistic A Donkey jacket and a dildo? If she don't like the donkey jacket, she can go and fuck herself. Merry Christmas.
Come on lads, think what poor Elaine has to put up with all year round, the least we can do is convince the old sod into buying her something nice. Chanel No 5, Mike. You can't beat the classics, plus they all know that we know sod all about cosmetics (well, except for Si, but he's slightly suspect to be honest), but they realise that there are some brands even we're aware of as being expensive and exclusive.
Marc jacobs Daisy,Its £ 40 at Boots or wait until Friday then go to Boots and buy this weeks killer offer.Which is a NO 7 bag, packed full of NO 7 goodies,should be about £30..... I work for Boots by the way.If you lived closer i could have got it for you with my Discount......
Ash, i need some stocking fillers for the missus… might pop into to boots on fri then. Do i get the no 7 bag free with daisy??
as far as presents...if in doubt get them Thierry Mugler alien or just give her money and tell her to get it herself lol
i work in a truck dealership , if you want i could get you some discount on a daf oil filter. I have given my wife some cracking presents in the past. she has a knack of knowing what i have bought her ,so i have to think outside the box to get her a surprise . I bought and wrapped up a car tyre foot pump one xmas ,she didnt guess that one! Also she once asked for something to take on a holiday ... one travel iron later... genius. and no .. i dont know why she stays with me either.
Bought Jeanette a freezer one Christmas. The stick I took for it was unbelievable. But not from her. She loved it. It was what she'd asked for, but everybody else thought I was a Cnut. You have to be careful with hubris though. One year I screwed up the courage to buy her some lingerie and she was over the moon with it. The next year I thought 'cracked it' and bought some more. Jesus Christ, when she opened it, the look on her face was like it was a Polaroid of me shagging her sister. She hated it. So never again.
I weren't joking, last week Val was saying how she needed some dusters and hover bags, so I thought.....Ah.....that's the Christmas presents sorted..
No Si you don't get the bag free...... i wish you did. The NO7 bag is the best christmas offer we do.. well worth getting one.
I've got the wife a pair of shoes and a fitness DVD (well she got them herself using my money) The new Dyson is coming from the Amazon vouchers from the family
