Norovirus

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Barney1, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. Barney1

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    Anyone here had this , just spent last 2 days in bed ,
    Bloody horrible , I sure hope no one on here gets it over Xmas .
     
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  2. SIDEWAYS

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    Had it some months ago and it was nasty.Started being sick as I came in from work, then whilst in the toilet with eyes red raw trying to clean myself up the other end started.Never had a fart turn into a flow before.Trust me I threw my pants away.I was sitting on the loo and spewing in a bowl at the same time.I don't think I've ever been so unwell.Nobody in the house got it so it must of come in from a customer.So I have sympathy for anyone who gets it.
     
  3. Barney1

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    Sideways mate the same here bloody horrible ,
    Both kids had it first then wife then me ,
    But all clear now , thank god .
     
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    been there too! not something i want to repeat anytime soon really feel for you all going through that at the moment
     
  5. martinowen

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    Yep you know your on the mend when you can fart without shiting yourself
    A friend at work who is alway letting them rip in my office and walking off ran off about 3 weeks ago covering his arse with a clip board, stunk the office out but funny as f**k
     
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  6. AshBlade

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    Arhhh !! Barney you could really do with not getting that......... ya poor thing,hope you and your family get well soon..:)
     
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  7. Barney1

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    Hey ash thanks , but all good now , ( fingers crossed )
     
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  8. SIDEWAYS

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    Oh dear 4 lots of it bless you all !! Glad my lot kept me in one room, none of them can clear theres up.I'm the only one in my gaff with a strong enough stomach.I slept in that bed for 22hrs with only bottled water and didnt eat for 3 days.Took me a long time to get right.If anybody gets it isolate yourselves or everyone you talk to will get it too.
     
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    Tough shit mate....




    Or rather...
     
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    Bisto and corn starch is always good at this time. It doesn't stop the shits, but it may thicken it a little?

    Bad stuff guys. Seriously. Nothing worse than being unable to trust a fart.
     
  11. kpone

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    Jeanette works at the hospital and its rife there at the moment. The alcohol gel they use to clean their hands won't kill it. I've told her if she starts to feel ill at work to bloody well stay there.
     
  12. Barney1

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    And I'm not being funny ken but that's the best thing to do or lock her in a room :D
     
  13. kpone

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    Don't frigging tempt me.
     
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    Kpone you big meanie... do you have 2 toilets in your house,because the odds on you getting it are massive... best bulk buy some loo rolls. :D
     
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    Yip went through our whole family last week barney, bloody awful.
     
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    If I do get it and it comes from that bloody hospital I will shit in its air conditioning plant.
     
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    I work in a hospital too but I am one of the ones that has now
    been tasked with trying to get it under control i.e. get the yellow
    infection gear on and get in there and clean everything.
    I have to bring two uniforms to work....one inside the ward and
    one to wear when I get out and into the main hospital.
    a full ward of people with this doesnt have a great smell about it
    as you would guess.Im just waiting to catch this any day now :(
     
  18. Freedom of choice

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    Some poor bloke looked like has was about to die on the tube on Wednesday afternoon and the smell! I have never seen a tube carriage with only one person at one end and everyone else crammed into the other. I have to say I felt very sorry for him. Everyone dived out the carriage at Baker Street and back on again further down the train.

    Legs crossed I didn’t get it.
     
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    A few bad stomach bugs about, we got our notices up for all visitors to please feck off if they have had a bug in 72 hours. you'll be amazed at the twats who will visit relatives when they are unwell
     
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    Eeeeeew!!! poor bugger.... i would have died laughing if id have seen that.......
     

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