Norovirus

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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    Not just me then, whilst I did genuinely feel sorry for the guy, I did (not etiquette on the tube) exchange a knowing, try not to laugh, look with another fella, luckily the moment pasted with only a slight shoulder bobbing snigger, but it was bit like being back at school when you cant dare not look at that person again for fear of bursting out laughing. The poor bugger I hope he didn’t have far to go home. And the tube cleaners lest we forget about the little Christmas bonus left on the seat upholstery
     
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  2. kpone

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    Well just in from Tesco. Everything we will need for Christmas and a good stock up, just in case.

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  3. Barney1

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    Now the local pub is closed due to landlord and landlady being ill ,
    And my wife's best friend has it , poor buggers .
     
  4. Freedom of choice

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    Just looks like a normal Friday night pre empt for the Saturday morning alcohol and Chicken Vindaloo takeaway run. It’s just missing the ice pack and the day before telegraph to bite on.
     
  5. tonyblade

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    Can't beat cushelle for the back end ken :) the only one for me lol
     
  6. kpone

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    Cheers Tony. I use a paper at work that's 100% cotton rag and it always makes me think of Supermans cushelle. You should see some on the shit I put on it too.

    By the way mate. I left you a little surprise on the Photoshop Me thread.
     
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    Cheers ken ive looked at it, well done, The wife likes it too :) ha.
     
  8. kpone

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    Real style will always out, Tone.
     
  9. AshBlade

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    Freedom,i admire your self control.I unfortunately have none.... I wouldn't be laughing at the man who`s crapped him self,it would be the reaction of every one else...... Like a lady on a bus with the speech impediment,giving me some important information which i really needed to know.... i couldn't understand a bloody word she was saying..... Anyhoo`s to cut a long story short everyone on the bus ended up in hysterics laughing..... Ooo that poor woman, i still feel really bad about it........ :D
     
  10. kpone

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    Jeanette woke up with a stinking headache and feeling really dehydrated. I might go and sweep the shed floor and tuck a sleeping bag under the bench.


    She'll be fine out there. It's practically watertight.
     
  11. AshBlade

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    48 toilet rolls.... wise move Kpone because your going to get it... only a matter of time... hehe.
     
  12. phantom

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    must send my wife to stock up too.
    on the plus side monday is my last shift on clean-up
    detail....or so they promised(through four uniforms already).
     
  13. AshBlade

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    Phantom,you deserve a medal as big as a dust bin lid for doing that job... :)
     
  14. Alblade

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    Having read this thread I said in passing at work to one team leader 'Maybe we say if somebody in your house has it don't come in for a day to try and prevent it' - she dismissed it off hand as a stupid idea.

    She may change her tune if somebody brings it into work and gets it!
     
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    lol thanks, have to say the yellow aprons and gloves are quite fetching ......not lol

    oh and I bet you would laugh if she gets it first
     
  16. Gums

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    In the shower with shower head off and use as a hose pipe works perfectly and much cheaper. Good youtube vid too
     
  17. kpone

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    Nice Viz top tip there Gums. Cheers.
     
  18. Alblade

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    I'd laugh more if she was caught short en-route to the toilet in the office...
     
  19. kpone

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    It is a true and noble fact that management will make the most humane decisions in regard to illness in the workplace. My own boss will routinely stay home should he be stricken in order to protect his staff from contamination and by the same token will encourage me to come in and work through any affliction because being active takes your mind off your troubles speeds a healthy recovery.

    It takes special people to think like that under trying circumstances.
     
  20. Si.

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    It's all a bit of a shitter really…. especially at Xmas time.


    See what i did there? :D
     
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