Is it just me, why do we say ridden his wife....Ive been riding bikes for bloody years and not one aspect of the ol mattress mambo resembles it. come on think about it.....from the ladys point of view Ill accept, but us blokes riding? Im confused and open to enlightenment! Ps welcome to the forum and enjoy the new bike...and all the nasty plastic clips they call progress over nuts and bolts
Go for it dude and taken the insurance hit over 12months .ps it will cost you 3times as much in fuel .
Oh feckin great Ash, I just got an almighty smacking...apparently grabbing her right tit and twisting it to the stop, whilst tucking in and sticking my left knee on the floor is not sexy! never trust advice from Ash lads!
Farther of 3? Three what? Husbands? Where do the other two live? I think it's 'farthest of three husbands'. But I cannot be sure. And it's illegal in this country anyway.
Hi and welcome fella. I'm a father of 4 and a grand father to 4, you only live once so tell the misses if she doesn't like it tough!!!! Better not let my misses see that I just said that.
Zipster.... No,no,no... you ruff bugger... Enter the room where your beauty is asleep,gently pull the dust sheet off.Have a good long look at the shapely curves ,savour the moment.Then approach your baby,caress the tank and follow the exquisite lines of your very sexy toy... maneuver your beauty in to position and mount.Gently pull your key out and place in the ignition,now your baby's awake.. all her lights are now on so GENTLY feather the throttle.... easing her up the drive way....... bit of left indicator then cruse up to your favorite country road. Then thrash the fook out of her......... lol
first thing well come back too the world of fun pal c u out soon then and the second thing ash i think you write in porn mags i started to get a twing
Hi and welcome Sinewave, it doesn't matter how old or how many kids u got you can still have fun on a bike.Mine was anti to start with but soon came round.
Hi and welcome to the family Sinewave, Start working on the get out of jail card from the wife now, so when you get the bike, you'll be free to roam and enjoy what the bike has to offer....................... "FREEDOM"
