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  1. Remal

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    BBC News- "British film director and restaurant critic Michael Winner has died aged 77, his wife says"

    "Calm down dear!!" replied the reporter
     
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    Just a quick reminder to all of you who recieved a book off me as a christmas present...................They're due back at the library today!!! Mornin
     
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    North Korea plans nuclear test targeting US'
    At first I was alarmed at reading this, then I realised they meant United States.
     
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    I've just seen a placard which read "God hates fags".

    I thought, "At £7 a pack, I'm not fucking surprised."
     
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    I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!

    His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

    When he came back he handed her some diet pills.

    Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?
     
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    irish dog chewing a bone

    got up and his leg dropped off
     
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    [​IMG]

    ;)
     
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    Actually

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    Sorry did I say

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    A Klingon face palm.......they're the worse.


    And Matt, good to see Bubbles again. Must dig out the Trailer Park Boys box set.
     
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    never expected it to get that good a response :p
     
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    When she see you? Eyore gona whoop you ass boy ;)
     
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    The wife just brought me a cup of tea in while i was watching a porno, she sniggered "Be careful, you'll go blind" she was'nt kidding either, she left the f@@kin spoon in the cup!!! Mornin!
     
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    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! missus is looking at me funny pissing mesen.
     
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    In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly.

    The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.
     
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