What a cheapskate you are rich !I thought you was going to ask how the poor sod was .She has been ill you know .Not as bad as Ken was but ill enough to enjoy''rice pudding''.
I didn't know she'd been ill actually, no. I've been away. And she's a tough Yorkshire lass. I'm sure she'll be fine
Here you are Rich.... tidy tail.Ive just got to put my new carbon fiber rear hugger and Pazzo levers on and i'm all ready for Spring.Even though ive been ill ive still managed to do a bit of shopping...
"So what do you think caused the crash, Sir" "Well I was mesmerised by that blonde's bouncing back end, officer"