"Dont panic Mr Mannering......Dont panic" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've got as much chance of back flipping that bike as you've got of a banana coming out of your arse.
After the disappointment of 2012 and the epic clusterfecks already emanating from Bristol, Blaggers knew he would have to come up with something special for 2013...
Yellow xenomorph bucking bronco competition gets off to a flying start (it does kinda look like an Alien)