I would like to announce the engagement of barney and ken , To stop all you fools thinking we have had a row , your wrong Are love is stronger than ever and to prove it your ALL welcome to our engagement party in Aberdeen and then on to the wedding at Gretna , no presents please has we have everything but money gifts would be accepted , manythanks .barn & ken x x x x
You Bitch! My mother warned me about you. "He'll be swanning around boasting what a catch he's made. Bragging to all his mates that I'd given it up on the first date!" We said we were going to keep it a secret. We said we dint want any of those freeloaders at 1000rr.co.uk turning up and making it into a bun fight. But noooooooooo! You had to spout your mouth off. I haven't even told Jeanette yet.....
Oh how wonderful a forum wedding..... ill have to buy some new shoes and maybe a hat.... Yes a big hat.
BITCH ...... You slapper how dare you , You where shouting more than bitch the other night , ( remember ) It's no secret we've been seen , that gay friend of yours ( think he's a hairdresser ) Seen us in the wine bar but you looked the other way , what your ashamed to be seen with me now ,? What's the point in getting married if your going to be like this , , Oh and your mothers wrong your no catch I just felt sorry for you , And I'll have my fur coat back also ......
Gay friend! Gay friend! He's more man you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get. And as for your coat, take it, take it. The Oswestry cats will be glad to have it back. Cow!
Ha ha you can stick the coat give it to that other mate of yours ( givover ) I'm sure he'll enjoy it You must think I'm stupid I've read your texts when your in the shower More man than I'll ever be (bitch ) I'm more man than you've ever had , or ever will have , It won't be long till your wife finds out , the true you ha ha , then you'll have no one , Oh and by the way giv he has clinkers . . . . .
Get over you ha , I have and more than once ( it was rubbish ) I'm having a drink with freedom has we speak , Why do you think he's had his tattoos removed Marriage hmmmm , I only wanted your money get it into that head of yours We are done ok , finished , oh look who's just walked thu the door Martinowen ,