Well it seem's I'm rather fcuk'ed. I Hit 30 and 3 Op's later I need a Hip replacement in the next 5 or so years. Today I go to the opticians as my right eye has not been very good since my last check up. 1) they did my prescription wrong 2) I have a cataract in my right eye. nothing to bad at the moment but will need a Op. int he End it could be worse. Just fecked of a bit FFS On a lighter note I have a Fillet Steak and going to have a BBQ later Bollocks, where is my Stella
You'll be ok kid. You're just wearing out a bit sooner than the rest of us… Cataract is fek all, it can be sorted, unlike terminal illnesses. Your hip, well… that's sorted. Plus, you have your looks…. ….oh, hang on minute…. someone, somewhere, would have to have that fillet steak liquidised dude, and couldn't go to a BBQ because of agraphobia and a wheelchair while having a colostomy. So, at least you can still eat meat.
Bloody hell Matt, are you trying to be the new Blaggers mate. Sorry to hear the new woe. Youre spending too much time with your clients and its wearing off on you. Still if you get all new bits now, you'll last much better than the rest of us. At least you're fareing better than the poor nag that gave up his arse for your steak.
when all around you is collapsing and falling apart remember that as long as there's cold stella and fillet mignon then all is right in the world. Chin up fella and just think of your self as a well used blade........... bits wear out but after a bit of fettling you'll be back up and running like new........
Keep smiling mate, as you know Im crippled, going blind, bald, fat! But the blade keeps me smiling Get it bolted back together and go for a blast round the block
So many nice comments. I feel warm inside Dear god I'm warm inside hope thats not falling part and no i'm not getting a habit of finding bits that fall off me next
Revel in your misfortune Matt. I've got an appointment at the diabetes clinic next week and I'm already looking forward to the looks on their faces when they ask me to tell them about my eating and drinking habits and lifestyle. Yourn adversity into fun.
