fecking hell , the wife had no idea what day it was and shes just told me we got Steak and peppercorn sauce for tea
Ah... The wife said that we are out of steak though... Guess one out of two will just have to do!!!!!!
No Ash that day is March 15 .. You can't have boxing day before christmas and you can't have easter before good friday..... There's only one way to serve it..
no thats too much Guinness day, along with every american claiming to be part Irish even if that part was there great grandad once owned an Irish setter
Looks like it not going to happen in this house. I have worked 59 hours so far this week and have a mega work load tomorrow, am in a really crotchety mood and can hardly keep my piss hole sore eyes open let alone raise a smile or anything else for that matter but I suppose I will have to grin and bear it. I told Ling to forget the steak as I was out for lunch today so you can just get on with the second part but apparently that’s not the way it works, (that’s the PC version of what she said) and worst of all, apparently, you can’t bank it either. Ash.........tell me that’s not true.
Well I've spent the last hour and a half de frosting the freezer. There's got to be some Freudian allegory in there somewhere
Just getting over the flu, no chance of a BJ from the missus.Her excuse You've just had the flu!! What? can you get the flu with sucking on my flute?I must breathe through it then