Well...guys I have to tell you - I have steak and a BJ nearly every day! yep you got it right! nearly every day....nearly on a Monday nearly on a Tuesday nearly on a Wednesday.....!!!!
It wouldnt look right with a brolly or hankie over her head either.Looks like I better take her out at the weekend then.
I texted a guy that works for me that bats for the other team to remind him what today is , the reply I got was ' fcuk the steak, I am not keen on it anyway, but the other is a given'. Why can’t women be like men.........
I couldn't be gay. Don't get me wrong, I'm very broad minded, but I've just been told my blood pressure is too high and there's soooo much salt in pork.
Already had my steak with mushrooms, onion rings and poached egg. Now plying the girlfriend with a bottle of wine for tonight's antics. (bet she's sleeping as soon as her head hits the pillow)
If you're the geezer on the right I like your sort of HiHo Tonto headpiece. I think you're supposed to wear it on the front though.
Im ashamed to admit it, but I completely forgot about today, just raced down lidl to see if they did steak..the bastards only hd steak pie? Not sure if this still counts! tbh I think my chances are nil as she's already mentioned that I already 'woke her' this morning...the word 'rations' springs to mind lol
Got home tonight to a bloody great fillet steak for tea. I told her "Ill eat the bloody steak, but don't go getting any ideas. You had your chance yesterday!" That'll teach her.
