A noose, a sharp serrated knife or iron pills, Pepto Bismo or Tylenol or anything that will help in suicide? This weather is getting right on me tits.
Should've booked on the last two trackdays at Oulton Si, proper good fix just to keep you going............and only round the corner from you!
I'm possibly going out tomorrow for the H-cafe easter egg run to the John Radcliff hospital in Oxford, (depends how cold it is)
I have had the pleasure of a missed outbound flight at great expense, re booked with another airline from another terminal the other side of Heathrow, German sense of humour for 3 days and a plane load of over excited school exchange kids on the way back, thank god the plane landed when it did or I would have been looking at an 'infantile homicide' charge, which Ling corrected to 'infanticide' and I corrected her back again as it would have been a childish murder by me wrapping the head phone cable round the little shits neck instead of banging his head against the window, followed by a dinner in London last night. I would have liked to recommend Rentokil Rodine mouse and rat killer but seeing as the little bsatard in our kitchen is eating it like sweeties and coming back for more I would have to suggest my chosen poison this evening.......wine.... and lots of it.
I have been doing secret rain dances while my bike has been off the road and I have secretly hated you all for having reliable bikes. Now it's all back together so I will allow there to be sunshine from next week when I have the bike back
Well a quick look on the 5 day forecast says 30mph gales for all 5 days and maximum temperatures of 2°c , march is going to end and there will not have been a single day so far that has reached double figures, i think 8°c is the highest there has been
You cheeky mutha! I learned a long time ago life's far to short to worry about folks roofs when there's good weather and miles to munch!
Si, save your money, and get on the programe with thefirebloke and me 17 days in Spain, no worrying about the weather just live the dream. 17 wet UK days money saved, equals 17 days consistent days in the sun. Simples
Mate, if I wasn't going away in may on the bike, and again in aug, I would deffo be there! Next year for definite!
I know you would mate. Just making light, trying to chivvy you up a bit. I admit, after being sat in near 40 degrees for two weeks and then coming back to this shite, I'm Seriously considering a KTM.
It was brutally cold down here this morning with a vicious wind. And by all accounts Phantom will be up to his hocks in the white stuff as I type. Which affects me as the videos of him riding road race routes are high-grade instant morale. Go away, weather! Go to Bergen! Which reminds me of a joke...
I got my licence last April and since then it's been the sh*ttest summer and general weather for riding in the last few years!! Saying that I still managed 10k on two bikes over 8months of dry weekend warrior riding and occasional commute to work. So yeah I'm moving country and taking the bike because she deserves much better weather and it would be really selfish of me to ignore her needs....
