It's a bit scary, Ken. People are armed. I respect that. But the weapons are smoothbore and non-automatic. Different.
Birdshot doesn't hurt so much if you accidentally bite into it. FMJs are a bugger. You can end up breaking a tooth.
Why would you bite someone after you shot them? Doesn't that smack of desparation? Or just weirdness?
I though you guys just left them sitting in their RangeRover on Essex marshes...? No mate, I'm talking about the other, other white meat...
This is all so confusing, Ken! I thought burying the parts was not only a way to cover up my... (stock phrase coming up)...'heinous crimes' but was also recycling at its purest. Are you saying I've been doing it all wrong? They say it's good for roses.
Don't worry yourself unduly shanks. You're in Bridport, gentile under belly and chocolate box pin up girl of the West Country. Once you start drifting much further westward you'll notice a lot more monuments to Wicca and goblins with banjos. Do not! Do not fall asleep here. I cannot stress this enough. You're a big lad and properly dressed and cured you could last a medium sized Somerset family a loooong winter.
