Expected 22nd April. They can be quite spectacular, especially if you've had some weed. It makes you ponder on the whole thing, and usually come up with convincing answers. For eg, a few years back me and a mate were discussing the big bang (not the GP engine) and he asked if there was a god.Nope, was my initial thought. However, after some thinking i realised nobody could explain what was before the big bang.The whole universe was created from nothing, so some divine intervention was needed. Therefore it seems there was a god, and its a woman, cos only a woman can make something out of nothing.
Well done Steve. That was exactly the right balance of scientific curiosity, philosophy, determinism, theology, cosmology, creationism and Bernard Manning. I raise my hat...
Before The Big Bang there was Friends. But that went on for too long and got too touchy feely and Courteney Cox got all buff and stringy and David Schwimmer's character, well, you just wanted to ice pick him in the ear quite frankly and Jennifer Aniston was just too needy. I can see why Brad dumped her for Angelina and anyway, it just had to go. Then came The Big Bang and that's got Kaley Cuoco so evolution stopped right there, thank Cliff.
Slightest mention of Kaley Cuoco I salvate like homer Eyeing up an ice cold duff uhhhHHHhhrghhhuuuuHHHggrruhhhHHhh
I often wonder how the agents of young, popular, attractive, legitimate actresses actually sell them the idea of a shoot such as the one above...."Today we're going to shoot you top to toe in latex so that men can wank over you..."
