Well somebody doesn't want me to ride this year!

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  1. kpone

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    That's not fair. I remember being on crutches, home alone and hobbling into the kitchen to make a coffee and only then realising I had no way to carry it. Had to stand on one foot and drink it at the kitchen sink.

    One good thing though, I used to take a constitutional around the village just about school drop off time and the amount of milfs that 'aww' and 'ahh' over you is astonishing. Just a heads up mate.
     
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  2. Freedom of choice

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    Still it could be worse Martin; your good lady might have smiled sweetly, offered to wipe your arse, and then proceeded to file her nails a little at a time until she was happy that she can cut paper with them….. I hear a prostate removal can smart for a while.
     
  3. martinowen

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    Lol cheers guys, was it the crutches or the frail helpless old man that was getting the attention ken ;)
     
  4. kpone

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    Who fucking cares!
     
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  5. BlackDevil

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    Sorry about that!
    I used to be in the Air Force ( no Rugby ! )
     
  6. martinowen

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    Well at hospital waiting for more X-rays etc......fingers crossed
     
  7. Jamiestrada

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    It will be good news fella, crossed fingers here for you ;)
     
  8. martinowen

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    Cheers jamie, been here about 3 hours now and still waiting lol oh I do love hospitals!
     
  9. martinowen

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    Good news - casts off :D

    Bad news - no riding for 2-3weeks :(

    Lets let the weather make that decision shall we ;)
     
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  10. phantom

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    keep the cast on, then you can pose on the bike and be the forums very own dani the pedo
     
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  11. Jamiestrada

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    Great news fella 2-3 weeks not to bad at all
     
  12. Phil.O

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    It's all a message from someone mate, ditch the dodgy orange thing and get a decent colour scheme :)

    Sure 3 weeks will fly by
     
  13. martinowen

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    Not so bothered in this weather but the min the sun comes out I'm off out!
    What do doctors know anyway!
     
  14. lambeth longshanks

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    Amen! You having physioterrorism?

    Glad to hear the gloves are off, shipmate!
     
  15. martinowen

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    Cheers guys
    Got a sheet of exercises from the physio and plenty of time on my hands so should speed things up a bit :)
     
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    You need to strengthen you wrists up in the next few weeks Martin ...... careful you don't go blind dya hear !! Perhaps we should lock the 'Modern Minx' thread for a few weeks as a health precaution !
     
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