Doesn't have to be bike related, but to start, A bloody zip adapter so I could zip my dainese trousers to my alpinestars jacket.
Something to shut up the mrs Something to stop the mrs spending money Something to stop the mrs saying no not tonight
Front mounted laser to dry the road 100 yards ahead of bikes (blades only) Bike that can do more damage to cars than they can do to us ( be nice to say " wrote off a range rover today and scratched my bloody mudguard" !!!!!!!!!! Well pissed off I am) Exploding camera vans Write it off get another free deals from dealers 200mph speed limits for bikes
Tyres that are already scrubbed in rather than have to be careful for 100+ miles. Or in my case round the corner and then get spat off
I dont think I have ever really run a tyre in.took it easy for 20 miles then cane it, think you just had some bad luck
A cure for man flu or at least a way of postponing it till Monday when it’s the weekend and the sun is shining.