How about some useful guidance from the Highway Code: "If a tyre bursts while you are driving, try to keep control of your vehicle."
It gave 4 short and pleasant bleeps (melodious) but I didn't get the error code to which I now feel entitled.
I remember the old Virgin broadband in the early days... If you had a problem you rang up & heard an automated message along the lines of .... For Broadband issues go to www. etc etc ...... They must have been taking the piss !!!
Yep, BT still has that. Theirs go's along the lines of 'If you're having problems with your broadband, have you tried our online FAQ page.'