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  1. Andrew

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    Oh dear, go grab your coat! ;)
     
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    Glaswegian fella takes his new bird home for the first time.
    "This is Amanda"
    His dad jumps up.. "It's a f*#%in' what?!"
     
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    A sandwich walks into a bar .The barman says''sorry we don't serve food in here''
     
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    I slept like a log last night .I woke up in the fireplace......
     
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    Thats Better[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    The Good Life[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Sexual Relations[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Fancy Oklahoma anyone?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    I want to change my name to this![​IMG][/IMG]
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    Okla....................homa!

    where your eyes get drawn across the plain
    And the jiggling meat of her massive teats
    Makes you drool just like a frigging drain.
     
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    Clunk click every trip.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Do you remember Opportunity knocks?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Hi NUTTY .A [​IMG][/IMG]TRACK DAY OR THIS (YOUR CALL)
     
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    Awwww he's sooooo cute ................... but I'd take the trackday
     
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    Army issue ?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    New stop and search method for stolen bikes[​IMG][/IMG]
     
  17. kpone

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    Firm but fair.
     
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    Only Ken can explain this?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Say CHEESE !!!!!![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Fattest woman on earth[​IMG][/IMG]
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