Sometime people surprise me!

Pete H · Jul 4, 2013

Well thank you all for the supportive comments, and the cautionary advice re the safety or otherwise of Griggs vanilla slices(I'll keep taking a chance on them though, it's good to live a little closer to the edge sometimes)

Got into work this morning, and as I ascended the stairs I heard the dulcet tones of my chief two storeys below, regaling the reception staff with a tale of how he'd been driving home last night around eight pm in his officially provided vehicle, when two or three "f**king pikey scum kids" had pelted his car with stones and dashed off scaling the fence of the nearby haulage yard before disappearing behind a sea of pallets. Apparently they were stone throwing with a demonic angry look on their faces and spouting pure filth in a vitriolic torrent at all and any passers by.

My work here is done

lambeth longshanks · Jul 4, 2013

Pete H said: ↑

Well thank you all for the supportive comments, and the cautionary advice re the safety or otherwise of Griggs vanilla slices(I'll keep taking a chance on them though, it's good to live a little closer to the edge sometimes)

Got into work this morning, and as I ascended the stairs I heard the dulcet tones of my chief two storeys below, regaling the reception staff with a tale of how he'd been driving home last night around eight pm in his officially provided vehicle, when two or three "f**king pikey scum kids" had pelted his car with stones and dashed off scaling the fence of the nearby haulage yard before disappearing behind a sea of pallets. Apparently they were stone throwing with a demonic angry look on their faces and spouting pure filth in a vitriolic torrent at all and any passers by.

My work here is done
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That's sealed it! The vanilla slice is a pwopa badman's snack, innit!

kpone · Jul 5, 2013

Does that make Ash a ninja, with her 99 Mr Whippy with Hundreds & Thousands nunchuks?

thezipsteruk · Jul 5, 2013

Pete H said: ↑

Well on my ride home from work this evening I had to pass the factory car park where for the past ten days a travelling band of delightful bohemian types have parked their caravans and new 4x4's. approaching the entrance I could see five or six scallywags enjoying a casual game of throwing stones at passing traffic, as I closed on them, they each grabbed a handful of road debris and hurled it in my direction.

Imagine their disbelief when I u-turned and drove into their recusant encampment and found the matriarch of their clan. I'm not sure who was more surprised, her that a goretex clad and aggravated ulsterman had parked up outside her wheeled abode or me that I had actually entered one of these bivouac settlements without the comforting support of a full transit van of mutual aid officers.

So I said my piece, that her offspring were a clear and present danger to the safe passage of simple commuting folk, all the while being shouted over by the eldest scamp, an urchin of maybe 12 or 13 summers who insisted by virtue of the holy Virgin Mary and a wide selection of saints, real and imagined, that he had carried out no such action and that I, yes me, was a perverter of the truth and a fork tongued purveyor of falsehood.

Having listened to both sides of the situation, she elicited what I now view as possibly the greatest display of wisdom since the time of Solomon. She simply advised her young charge, that I was a man, and he was naught but a child, as a result it was simple to adduce that he was lying, at which point she left hooked young Padraig on the side of the head, caught hold of a lock of his curly black mullet and deftly boinged his face off the side of a Eldiss Buccaneer.

Honour satisfied, I thanked her and rode off after telling Padraig that if I saw him doing it again I'd run him over and probably get away with it as everyone knows the itinerant travelling community are notoriously poor at the green cross code, most likely due to their unique home schooling system not having any substitute for the Tufty Club.

Treated myself to a vanilla slice from Greggs as a reward for my social responsibility.
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PMSL!
you dear boy are a legend cheered up my working day, thank you! lol

navvy10 · Jul 5, 2013

kpone said: ↑

I was once ostracised and, unfairly ignored after writing a letter to the county council explaining an idea I had that would solve the issue of travellers and their right to permanent sites ( which appears to be a paradox to me anyway). My idea was that the land inside the 'roundabout' area of motorway junctions are traditionally difficult to maintain and, in the main, out of the public's gaze save for a few fleeting seconds while entering and exiting the slip roads. This, I postulated made them perfect for permanent sites for those committed to an 'alternative lifestyle'. This would have the added advantage that when their scabby dogs and pustulant kids went out on the rob they would invariably become grill ornaments on some methed up Czech juggernaut driver's MAN.

For some unaccountable reason, all those around me, including the county council considered this plan unworkable.
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Unworkable?? Surely just an 'on ramp' or 'slip road' to access the centre is required and 'jobs a goodun'!! Sometimes the councils have no common sense....

HRCTrev09 · Jul 8, 2013

martinowen said: ↑

Only asking as several threads yesterday about abuse towards HRC riders, don't blame the offenders in those instances
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Without sounding extremely dim and at risk of some seriously harsh ridiculing!!!!... Has this really takin place?

Pete H · Jul 9, 2013

On here Trev, concerted HRC attacks sporadically happening all over

http://1000rr.co.uk/lounge/11785.htm

HRCTrev09 · Jul 9, 2013

Jeeze!!! It wouldn't be a pitiful act of sectarianism would it?
As I've had some comments from Glasgow Rangers fans about how cool my bike is and am I a fan! YEAH RIGHT!!!
I'd spend thousands on a Blade because of team colours!!! As a marked hater of our national sport and of the religious divide their comments do not flatter at all!
I don't bat for the other team and realise I'm in the minority but just don't like football or anythin to do with it! I'm expecting to get pelted with eggs if Celtic get beat by Rangers! And with it being this time of year especially the 12th of July!! Crazy ol world

kpone · Jul 9, 2013

These are terrible times we live in, Trev'. I was brought up to never mock the afflicted
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