Like all good family road trips you are going to need a game to keep things interesting, I know some of you northern folk might not have seen most of these southern sights that we take for granted but keep them peeled and you might be surprised how may you can spot: 10 points 10 points 25 points 10 points 100 points for this and no, a moody photo of Giv wont count: 50 Points deducted for a run in with: Photographic evidence will be required for points to be confirmed
I shan't play, it'd be unfair as I've had more than my share of run ins with each one of them. Good shot of Colin, Trev and Shiny enjoying a quiet tipple in their hoodies...
I could murder a cream tea right now. With decent cream. From Cornwall, Dorset or something. And a nice Assam tea. Mangalam will do. Oh yes. And the Northern Massive will be rolling south...
Update from the Nohan. The northern massive is luncheoning in Gloucester. All is good. Giv and Si are eating there tyres by the sounds.
They drink dog milk in Cornwall and blood, I think, in Dorset so for praper cream, ma burd, you needs to get yazelf to Deb'n, bey. But of course, you can't. Because you can't read a calander, you muppet!
I shall be leaving the murky depths of Yeovil at about 3.30pm, 40 mile trip, see you at 3.50pm. Unless the local plod pull me for my plate.
You know damn well I can't write sober. A trait I share with Dylan Thomas, Brendan Behan and JK Rowling! fecking autocomplete...
Sober......if that northern lot where turning up on my manor this afternoon I would have hit the sauce straight after breakfast
Would you like to cross a country hotel car park at midnight, with Giv' nearby, and not be in complete control of your faculties?
