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  1. Givover

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    While my wife was cooking breakfast i suddenly heard a loud thud.
    Running into the kitchen i found her dead on the floor.In a blind frenzy i had no idea what to do !! Then suddenly i remembered Weatherspoons do an all day breakfast for £3.99.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Cameltoe of the Month[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Photo taken at the recent Butty throwing contest in Exminster.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    OKTOBERFEST[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    I do miss my beard.
     
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    Holiday in Kenya[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    No, I think you'll find that's Exminster again.
     
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    I demand an Explanation[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    And no more sex on all three's!
     
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    Love it
     
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    Michael's Jackson's doctor has said in court that Michael had lost a lot of weight leading up to his death. He still wore adult tops, but managed to squeeze into children's bottoms.
     
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    Q Whats in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
    A The captains log.
     
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    Q What do Walrus and Tupperware have in common?
    A They both like a tight seal.
     
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    A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it ,as the thief was spending less than his wife.
     
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    Muslim Riders[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Good ones there mate
     
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    Hey Matt. As I'm so scared of falling off and ruining such a lovely paint job. If I get one of these can I still join your group
     

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    [​IMG]

    Thank your lucky stars it wasn't an American pilot ........... Outcome would've been very different !
     
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    Yummy Mummy?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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