Drunken advice!

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  1. navvy10

    navvy10 Well-Known Member

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    Hey just wondering if anyone needs any useless advice or wants to totally waste part of their life asking me questions? I'm still drinking, can barely remember where my bike is and don't know much about it anyways but happy to utter some sh*t advice in a genuinely meaningful way... :D

    Or I could pay my date some attention but she's glued to first dates on 4OD which makes me look like Don Juan de Marco from what I am seeing!!
     
  2. Pete H

    Pete H Active Member

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    No point asking dating advice then :D

    How about......... If a man is walking in a forest and no woman is there to hear him is he still wrong?
     
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  3. navvy10

    navvy10 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Pete I am confused with the notion that a man could be wrong?? Is this something introduced by the other half into a relationship? :D
     
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  4. Pete H

    Pete H Active Member

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    You'll learn mate, you'll learn. ;)
     
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  5. navvy10

    navvy10 Well-Known Member

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    There's always gonna be sacrifices.... you buy a bike, you gotta insure it. You date a woman, you gotta be wrong. In life in both cases you just gotta accept it and do it or there are consequences to pay! ;)

    its the philosophical stage, it comes just before unconsciousness...
     
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  6. RRoss

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    True,true. In my case I turned 40,she bought me a blade:) Then she got pregnant:rolleyes:
    The BIG question tho is,who got screwed?
     
  7. navvy10

    navvy10 Well-Known Member

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    In my books that would pretty much make her a single parent while I was out 'bonding' with the blade :D
     
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  8. martinowen

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    The milkman?
     
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