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    Dans Dream comes Through.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Personal Assistant Looking for part time work ![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    My Doctor is gorgeous, she said 'Don't worry I've seen it all before, just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it for you'

    I told I think my sperm tastes funny

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    I owe my life to my daughter.

    It doesn't bear thinking about what could have happened if she hadn't found that lump on my testicle
     
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    Daily Puzzle[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Sorry Officer![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    And he said 'My dog doesn't eat meat'.
    I said 'Why not?'.
    He said 'We don't give him any'
     
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    The Splats[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Epic Ass[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Mobile Phones[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Beauty[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Asshole![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Exertion!![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Keep off the Grass![​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Bloody Washing Machine.[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    God Save the queen[​IMG][/IMG]
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    Anyone seen Richard?[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Caution!!! chocolate makes you go brown[​IMG][/IMG]
     
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    Mmmmmmm, triple mini guns.....

    Now that is pornographic.....


    Just me again, eh?
     
  20. Jamiestrada

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    When you posatively have to kill every last mother, f**ker in the room :)

    Used one of these out of a chinook once @6000 rounds a min, beats the old GPMG into a cocked hat :)

    also

    Why is it whenever yo get hold of a gun mounted in an aircraft do you have to pretend to fire it saying 'get some get some' :)
     

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