would have to be a bulldog lots of food gentle exercise and lots of snoring farting and burping haha!
One of these A Tibetan Mastiff. Apparently a ginger one just sold for 1.6 million dollars. So I'd put myself on the Bay...
Maltese terrier well trimmed for a week.Why? cos they are lovely dogs fine hair no malting and being small you get pampered and lots of Aawwwww's from the ladies.And being small you get to see things we humans don't often see upskirts
my dog does fuck all day Heinz 57 nowt special but wow so intelligent really quick to learn no pedigree and better than any Thatchem alarm its the ears see!!!!!!!! And if Karen spots this pic on rug im dead!!!!