I've never left a foreign airport without being 'randomely selected' mate. Hand on heart. It was all due to a stand in English teacher who marked me down on an essay I wrote about handling a gun as an unlikely level of understanding for a 14 year old. I went home that night and wrote 'How to Build an Atom Bomb' (I wasn't overly certain on the mechanics of a Hydrogen one), plonked it on her desk and, although I got a begrudging 'point taken' in red pen, I still only got a B-. My handwriting is scruffy, mind...
Can some one detonate a device in the Celebrity Big Brother House please, just to show how atomic energy can benefit mankind.