Hard to choose, hard to choose.... I know that I am, without doubt the most sweary.......but.... I'm also the one most likely to drop dead from a coronary, too...
Well the dizzyness has gone but it has been replaced by an elephant stomping on my head! Amplified by the kids running round the caravan screaming shouting and banging! Oh I'm not a gypsy by the way I'm on holiday
Someone tell the pikey to take anadin extra it's an awesome hangover cure! I'm not gonna tell him I hate gypsies....
Totally agree Martin, woken up by the train guard last night 20 miles past my stop, had to call International Rescue out of her slumber just before midnight...........was a fairly quiet drive home for some reason
Yep, I hope I go peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers.....