Up since 3:30 this morning with it flying out of both ends. Looks like that's put paid to my plans to head up to Hartside tomorrow
Thank god for smart phones, eh. You can sit anywhere and still be in contact. Poor old Rich, I always eye prepared food with suspicion. When the meat is green and the salad's brown it's time to ask for the bill.
I'm normally really careful too, Ken. Let my guard down this once and voila.......I've lost count of the times I've been already today. My arse is like the Japanese Naval Ensign :/
Sympathies fellow....but the buffet is like the nuts and crisps on the bar............full of germs where dirty feckers don't wash their hands in the loo before picking over the food
Ha ha, self control my friend, self control! Thanks goodness there are no pics of the unfortunate events;-)
I see you're going offline for half an hour at a time Rich...Can't be good...Make sure you put a spare roll of Andrex in the fridge...
Moistened toilet tissue, Ken. It's a lifesaver in these situations. I can just manage to dab without wincing
Yeah there are loads, Giv. Including nippers who didn't touch the buffet so it's looking like it's a bug of some kind. Norovirus would be my guess. The missus has come down with it now. Takes the total to 10 or more people that we've heard of.
