The storm is coming set to hit us in Wales early Monday morning Batten down the hatches boys, & girls
Let’s hope the Midlands slows it down before it gets to the Fens as we have miles of open fields around us so nothing to slow it down before it hits our cottage, when it’s windy out here it’s really windy.
Storm my ass, they have to say that to cover their ass after Fish f**ked up years ago, storm in a tea cup more like!
It was frigging evil here last night. A friend of mine got blown off her feet, flat on her face. It was quite worrying as I'd had a couple of pints of the black stuff and was already breaking my neck for a piss.
It’s your own fault for breaking the seal before you left the boozer, you should know the rules by now, you go once, you’re going to need to go again, and again.
. Old people they just can't hold their ale ! What next the little wet patch on the front and that warm smell you only get from crusty teachers .