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  1. ShinySideUp

    ShinySideUp Elite Member

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    Steve remember its cold out so the quick shifty round the back is more likely to take place in the toilets where it's a lil more warmer! :D
     
    #21 ShinySideUp, Nov 5, 2013
  2. sinewave

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


    Disabled Toilet Sex!

    Ya canna beat it! :D
     
    #22 sinewave, Nov 5, 2013
  3. Yorkshire Tyke

    Yorkshire Tyke Elite Member

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    I still have a backup, a friend of mine called GHB, all is not lost gentleman...
     
    #23 Yorkshire Tyke, Nov 5, 2013
  4. ShinySideUp

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    Lots of hand rails and bars to utilise in some form or another, whither it be just for holding onto for balance or more adventurous tasks but I'll leave up to the occupants! :D
     
    #24 ShinySideUp, Nov 5, 2013
  5. sinewave

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    Failing that there's always Rohypnol! ;)
     
    #25 sinewave, Nov 5, 2013
  6. Yorkshire Tyke

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    Haha i love this forum
     
    #26 Yorkshire Tyke, Nov 5, 2013
  7. ShinySideUp

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    Why don't u just get a taxi round hurs with some sparklers n as soon as those are finished..........CENSORED!!!!
     
    #27 ShinySideUp, Nov 5, 2013
  8. Yorkshire Tyke

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    I might enter the room with it pertruding from myself and give her the windmill..
     
    #28 Yorkshire Tyke, Nov 5, 2013
  9. ShinySideUp

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    Oh no no no no that's an image I really didnt want to ever think about!



    ....................Heads off to see what hard core narcotics are in the medicine cabinet to make me forget that!
     
    #29 ShinySideUp, Nov 5, 2013
  10. Yorkshire Tyke

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    :D
     
    #30 Yorkshire Tyke, Nov 5, 2013
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    Hahahaha....this has to be....by far, the most hilarious thread I have read in ages....had me in stitches...reminds me of my Army days....the RAF never quite got our "unusual" humour ;) LOL
     
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  12. ShinySideUp

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    Tom u tried to windmill the RAF?

    Musta been some kinda don't ask don't tell policy in place! :D
     
    #32 ShinySideUp, Nov 5, 2013
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  13. Yorkshire Tyke

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    Im sure they call it "the helicopter" tho!!
     
    #33 Yorkshire Tyke, Nov 5, 2013
  14. derick

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    Are you still posing on the forum and not indefinitely? Come on man, where are your priorities?
     
    #34 derick, Nov 5, 2013
  15. sinewave

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    Must've gone Tits up (or down) if YT's posting at this time of night?


    I'd av ad 'Fishy Fingers' by now at the very least and at best a good dollop of 'Squirt' down me Jeans! [​IMG]
     
    #35 sinewave, Nov 5, 2013
  16. Nutty Tart

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    SW you are a dog :rolleyes:
     
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  17. dave d

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    Gotta use protection dude......I prefer a bus shelter!
     
    #37 dave d, Nov 5, 2013
  18. The.kickboxer

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    FFS I'm sat on the crapper reading this thread with tears in me eyes, so feckin funny. My boy has just said u ok in there, was laughing too loudly it seems.
     
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  19. Si.

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    So, YT....did you get any bearded clam action then??
     
    #39 Si., Nov 6, 2013
  20. SIDEWAYS

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    Down yer jeans!!! Thats schoolboy antics down her face more like:D
     
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