And that's why I don't go food shopping with the wife no more..... Eugenio Freitas: Shopper caught masturbating in Sainsbury's meat aisle gets nationwide supermarket ban | Metro News
It's his poor Grand Kids I feel sorry for! Imagine the shyte they're getting at School off their mates avin Grandpappy plastered all over the papers for avin a Wank in the local Supermarket? It'll fuck em up for life poor twats!
If he any kind of imagination he could have said he had a ferret down his trousers and was trying to stop it wriggling about ... Possibly !! On a similar note....a woman was seen having a sh**e in our local Tesco a couple of years ago in the fizzy drink aisle.... which is the only aisle without a camera...another shopper saw her and told the staff, they never caught her though... Scruffy cow....
how martin did you get ya card sorted out bud plenty of tins of quality street here for ya,have to get rid or i will put 3 stone on no good on a 600