This is to capture all of those comedy 1 liners you hear, say or the outrageous things your other half says to you. I'll go 1st with a selection of things I've overheard in the work environment: “I think I’ve singed my bridge a bit” “As tight as a butcher’s ass” “Like flogging a dead horse to the Chinese” “They’re having a local giraffe” “Singing to the preacher” "I'd rather suck sh!t through a farmers sock, than make you a cup of tea"
"The things you see when you haven't got your gun" "Suck mine and die happy" "You've got more chance of a lick off Lassie" "All gong and no dinner" "If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle" "Even a blind squirrell stumbles across the odd nut" "He could suck the fun out of the Albert Hall" "Incompetence inevitably sinks to the top" "More chance of being bitten by a daffodil" "Old people should be shot at birth" "The biggest barrier to being great is being good" "When I want your opinion I'll give it to you" "You live, you die, just make sure you live 'cos you'll definately die" "He could talk a glass eye to sleep" JD
Liking this Vinny... How about:- As rough as a Buzzards crotch As rough as a robber's dog A face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle. This is going to go on for ever..... Mrs Ken did start the tag I've mentioned before about me looking like a satanic tellytubby in my leathers.
when i was in the merchant navy a pretty young boy was "all arse and Penthouse" also when you are astonished/surprised at something the saying is "well bugger me with a fishfork ! "
I too was in the Merchant, all newbys were told to 'look for the golden rivet'. Lots of 'bum bandits' around. JD
