I feel disgusted - need a shower

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  1. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Imagine this horror story happening toy you

    Gone out and got the wife and myself a Chinese. lovely.

    We sit down put the goggle box on and nothing on so the wife says can she put something on



    Yup no porbs I have my new Top Gear, Evo, performance bike mags next to me so I start reading them

    She PUTS ON SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!! the tom Daly thing.

    they have a kid from some dancing group with big hair. he got to be 11 or 12 MAX. NOPE 18yo. he's built like my 8yo daugher.

    then it happens. I'm trying to ignore the Splash

    Until some woman from the only was is Essex is on. FFS showing her bruises off. [​IMG]

    I seen a clip of this only was is Essex and why on go would watch that crap [​IMG]

    I need s shower
     
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  2. sps170373

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    Am so glad my girlfriend doesn't watch it! Instead I get a constant stream of cookery programs
     
  3. Carl

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    You wouldn't catch me putting down a mag for that trash but if I did I would agree with you. But Tom looked good don't you think?

    Well at least that's what my daughter says, she said something about a waste of a good body?
     
  4. t0m541

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    Nope...you have all got me completely baffled with this one.....

    I have no idea who, what or WTF you lot are going on about on this thread....

    Sometimes I am sooo glad I never watch TV...

    Thank goodness for online streaming :D
     
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  5. SimonRR

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    I was trying to work out what this thread is about, the only "Splash" I know is some cheesy 80's mermaid film that my daughters used to watch when they were kids in the 90's????:eek:
    Although Daryl Hannah was a babe back then ;)
     
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  6. Dave V

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    Yep- WTF is splash? (Other than the 80's film)
     
  7. thezipsteruk

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    don't talk to me about splashes :(
     
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  8. t0m541

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    Was it splash, sploosh or glug lol
     
  9. Remal

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    Just for you Dave

    splash_tom_daley_02_1.jpg

    ;)
     
  10. Remal

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    maybe for her but not you eh carl :)~


    Anyway less of Tom. it was the Only was is Essex lady. they had a clip of this show and my god it's going to rot your brain quicker than watching jeremy kyle
     
  11. BoroRich

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    All that bending over in the shower must be great for core strength :D
     
  12. abv

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    In the interest of balance and for the any younger members I think we need a couple more pics in this thread.

    Daryl Hannah - Splash.jpg

    tumblr_m7ul9j2fgd1qg03pro1_500.jpg
     
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  13. t0m541

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    Now that's more like it ^^^^^ :-D
     
  14. Remal

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    be careful what you post though chaps
     
  15. BoroRich

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    I thought that Mermaids were acceptable, Matt?
     
  16. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    I was not talking about the lovely Maid, just hoping we don't get too many ladies with little on and Rob going mad that the adverting people hate :(
     
  17. BoroRich

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    Understood ;)
     
  18. Stumoores

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    Mark Spitz... Tom Swallows
     
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  19. Carl

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    Judging by the unnatural shape of his abbs I would suggest his swim wear is a little too tight.

    I have adds just like that but I keep mine warm
     
  20. BoroRich

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    Same here. I thought that I still had abs until last year when it dawned on me that what I was actually seeing was rumpled subcutaneous fat when I tensed my stomach :mad:
     

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