I thought Somerset had become a large swimming pool, due to it being a flood relief plain for London, I will have to Google it and see where it is.
I'm gonna really miss you guys when we go independent! You'll all be southerners then and we won't be allow to associate ! Nevermind I'll be too busy dying my head and pubes ginger, learning to speak Gaelic whist feasting on deep fried mars bars, washed down with Whiskey and Iron Bru
As a kid, I thought the north began at the Watford Gap, but thanks to the modern invention of Google maps, I now see that it is closer to Glasgow than Kentishire, so the north officially begins north of a line drawn parallel from Marylebone Stn, St Pancras Stn and Upton Park tube , thus I realise I spend 99.999% of my life in the south, only venturing above the demarcation line for away games.
46. You don't get arrested for shaggin ur Whippet. who in their right mind would buy a house that's dropping in price by 8.8% in seven years. we have seals on the Norfolk coast. Suffolk is Constable country. We tend to live longer due to the lack of pies. A Growler is an Exhaust. What's with all the give the ball to ur mate when u get tackled malarky in Rugby league? If you wanna play pass the parcel........ Why do all northerners compare to London as if it's the only place they have heard of in the south?
it's the centre of the universe.... even your watch says so it always makes me laugh that in every other city there are signs for london! ha ha...
The thing about Northerners is that they thought the monkey was a French spy, who would not crack and talk under interrogation, so they hung it. WTF!
we have an arrangement with the scots .. we let them ride in the lake district ,if they let us use scotlands roads. neither of us go down south because the roads are flatter than a witches tit.
