I was just reading something and it occurred to me. Everyone must know someone like this. They seem to be particularly prevalent these days. I refer, of course, to the liars, bullsh*tters and fantasists that everyone seems to know. I know several. One in particular gives me the flowery, gussied-up version of his career that he uses on his CV despite the fact that I've known him since we were 16 and know every job he's ever had. Anyone got any good stories? Any former members of the SAS? etc?? PS I've blatantly stolen the concept for this thread from b3ta's latest "Question on the week"
I also used to play golf with another guy who was another serial fantasist. He claimed to have slept with hundreds of women. He'd go on holiday on his own and take endless selfies of himself. Not of the scenery.......of himself I also used to play golf with him. We'd all keep track of our own score on each hole and then one person would maintain a scorecard. At the end of each hole you'd tell the scorer your score for that hole. I used to watch him hacking his way down the fairway. He'd take 5 shots to get it onto the green and then 3-putt and then, when asked for his score, he'd announce "4" and then swagger off to the next tee
Or there was another mate who claimed to be a bit of a ladies' man. We'd go to the pub together and then walk back up to the other end of the village where he'd go one way and I'd go the other. The next day he'd claim that he'd met a lass on the way home and had taken her back to his Mum and Dad's and shafted her in the living room.
I was talking to the Queen the other day and she was absolutely full of it. "My dad was king." "My great grandmother was an empress" That's all well and good, I said, but if you don't let me finish fitting this stair lift, you're going to be stinking of piss before you get half way up these stairs...
I often consider this question when going over 200mph on my blade but not flat out it's got way more in it I'm sure
My blade is a BMW eater, they don't stand a chance, as I am a riding God (it says so above my avatar) And We all know the 05 blades throttle twists further than later blades, mine goes to 11 It's all true
My wife had a girl a work who had always been everywhere, including a place name my wife made up "yes I've been to the Far Canals"
We had a guy at school who we used to call Coneheid (pronounced coneheed for the non scots). His stories were tremendous. But every time he told one, someone would do the 'coneheid' shout under a cough. In the end, anyone else who told any tall tales were just called 'Tam Broon' for 'twas the Coneheid's real name. Oh he had been abducted by aliens, caught pike in the local stream, and so on.
WHEN I WAS MUCH YOUNGRER i knew someone who told constant lies, his worst was that his parents had been killed in a coach crash. We were eight years old
Just had a call from Valentino who wants me to take him round Silverstone and give him some pointers before the British GP, I told him to f**k off.
Call people like that Tommy Two Shít, because if you have had a really big shít, then he would have had two. Also used to call them Max from the pepsi advert because they have always been there, seen it and done it. Kid who was a friend of the eldest at primary school used to say he built laptops and hacked Xbox's for fun. Google image search soon shut him up though.
